A friend in need's a friend indeed A friend with weed is better A friend with breast and all the rest A friend who's dressed in leather A friend in need's a friend indeed A friend who'll tease is better Our thoughts compressed Which makes us blessed And makes for stormy weather A friend in need's a friend indeed My Japanese is better And when she's pressed she will undress And then she's boxing clever A friend in need's a friend indeed A friend who bleeds is better My friend confessed she passed the test And we will never sever Day's dawning, skins crawling